Ok, so I'm just messing with Aaron--I did get a plane ticket, an expensive dinner, a tripod for my camera, and The Pioneer Woman cookbook (thepioneerwoman.com). Little added bonus--I got a messy puppy who ate my whole bag of chocolate truffles (pooped about 12 times after that), ate and chewed up every styrofoam cup of diet coke that I brought into the apartment, and chewed and dispersed of my makeup and a roll of toilet paper throughout the living room. After witch Megan just cried for 10 minutes while I laughed. She also ate 6 English Muffins for a combined total of 48grams of fiber (pooped about 7 times after this). Anyone would crap that much after that amount of fiber
#2--Aaron informed me that he had been cleaning all week before I got there. I've always known we had different ideas of cleanliness, but I'm near certain there was nothing in that apartment that could be considered clean. Maybe the bedroom, but there's not even any furniture in there. Speaking of, Charlie's crate is being used as a nightstand, a big cardboard box for a tv stand, and a wooden shelf from the Home Depot dumpster for a dresser. There is a lot of work to be done in the next 89 days!
Luckily, I had time to clean a little Saturday morning when he went into work for a couple hours. I spent an hour and a half cleaning a kitchen the size of most people's closet. Here are a few of the questions that I picture go through Aaron's mind on a regular basis:
How did that golf ball get into my garbage disposal?
Fell in. Come like you all have never found something different in the garbage disposal!!
If Charlie destroyed this bag of bread, but there are still a few pieces/parts left is it okay to eat?
Yes, There are children all over the world that would a half ate English muffin. Plus I have read that dogs mouths are cleaner than humans.
If I've left these dishes in the sink so long that the food is plastered on, will this cheap little dishwasher still clean them?
Easy one...No
If I can clearly see said food still plastered on said dishes even after running the dishwasher (twice), should I still eat off of them? Or tell our guests to grab a cup from the dishwasher?
I have no fear eating off them and why should anyone else. I mean come on they have been washed twice.
If I spill spaghetti sauce on the floor, will Charlie lick it all up so I don't have to clean it up?
98% of the time Yes and with optimal results.
If I reheat enough red/brown food in the microwave, can I eventually turn the whole interior of the microwave red/brown?
I was 1/4 of the way there till someone had to clean my art work off the walls.
If I just put cleaning supplies under my sink, does that mean my apartment is clean?
If I just spray said cleaning supplies randomly without any further application, will my apartment be clean?
Yes it will. I bought everything under that sink and now my apartment is clean. You just have to wait long enough and then the cleaning fairy will come do it for you.
Should I use this dish drain as something to store my dirty dishes?
I think to fully grasp this question you must first define "dirty"
How long does garlic stay fresh/good?
Till Megan throws it in the trash.
Will a ceramic crockpot break if I set it on top of Charlie's cage and she knocks it over?
Yes and very easily I might add I think someone need a letter on the quality of their products.
Even if I know this vacuum cleaner is clogged up, will it still clean up Charlie's messes if I run it over it?
Depends on how many times you are willing to run over it.
If I just buy enough air fresheners, will it mask the smell of my 30lb dog that poops chocolate truffles?
Sure that's why I have one in every outlet in my apartment. No joke there are 5 in my apartment.
If I buy myself a 52" flatscreen TV and a Playstation 3 will I ever be able to keep my dirty apartment even remotely clean?
As long as you first buy an engaugement ring first.
Just a few that I thought of while scrubbing the floors, microwave, dishes, and sink. Aaron walked in about the time I was scrubbing the floor in my somewhat lower rise jeans than I typically wear and now has the perfect blackmail picture of me looking much like a plumber.
#3--We had such a wonderful Valentine's Dinner at Rancho Loma (a neat little restaurant Becky found in the Southern Living magazine). It was about an hour outside of Abilene and Cameron and Jessica were able to come along with us! Cameron drove his freshly washed and brand new truck. When we got within about 10 miles of the restaurant (according to the GPS), we were instructed to turn down a County Road (aka dirt road). After about 50 feet, Cameron's pride for his pretty truck negated the need to get to this restaurant, so we turned around determined there was another route. The GPS quickly rerouted us...to the next County Rd. This time his wife insisted that we just do it to get there because we were running late. We were so glad we did because it made for such good laughs. For 10 miles we drove down a dirt road with fences and ranches that ran along beside us. And buffalo.
Being Miss Debbie Downer/Negative Nancy, I had a thousand different situations running through my head: what if the GPS was navigated by some psychopath that led us this way to murder us, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (road looked identical to the movie), what if this was a fake address or a fake restaurant trying to see how many young couples they could capture/torture...of course I voiced all of these suggestions as we were driving. I blame it on Criminal Minds.So we made it. Safely. No psychopaths or chainsaws, however, when the man that owned the place opened the door for us to walk in, I did stand back and let Cameron and Jessica go first. =)
It was a beautiful ranch house that a family has turned in to a super neat restaurant on the weekends. The husband told us his wife always wanted to own her own little restaurant--never been to culinary school and never worked as a chef anywhere else. It was such a neat experience and fun atmosphere. We had a five course meal: cream cheese and red grapes with a balsamic vinegar, parmesean crusted scallops (served on a big shell), mussels in a white wine sauce (I could hardly muster letting one slide down my throat--Aaron sneakily ate mine and replaced the empty shells so it looked like I ate them), a filet (best steak I have ever eaten-hands down), and some sort of chocolate truffle brownie? Delicious. All I can say. Here are our fun new friends.
We're having fun making our home away from home a fun place to spend a little time. I did get a little stressed out about what in the world I'll be doing when I get there, but I'm working on totally giving that to the Lord and trusting his plan. I've always had trouble with that sort of thing--I'm such a planner/worrier/stresser. I'll be an Abilenean in about 89 days and can't wait to see God's plan for our future!
The red are comments my Aaron.
